May 2013
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I really wanted to scroll down and reblog post, but then again my review materials have been waiting for me to read but then again my catching fire is waiting for me too.
hands down, Catching Fire wins! I need to finish it tonight.
samiskhedira:
I’ve already ranted about this on twitter but I’m still so pissed off about it:
Loic Remy gets arrested for suspicion of GANG RAPE and the first conclusion that people start coming to is that it’s a woman after his money.
Fuck off
headsupgirl:
A football transfer is just like the end of a relationship: you find out they’ve been talking to someone else, you cry, beg them to stay, but they end up leaving you for someone you hate.
jaclcfrost:
if i call you friend
we are friend
if you call me friend
we are friend
if you want to be my friend
we are friend
friend
we are friend
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
zeldabuddy:
travelingmadness:
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the...”
– Stephen R. Covey (via teaa-spoon)
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alwaysstimefordisn:
Raul Albiol about FIFA 13 and Pipita
”Pipa higuain is the funniest, I play against him, he likes to tease, he thinks he’s the best you know with that funny argentine tone, I usually invite him home to play together.”
”El mas gracioso es el Pipa Higuain suelo jugar contra él, es un poco vacilón, se cree muy bueno, ya sabes con ese tono argentino gracioso, lo suelo invitar a...
justmyflawedlogic:
oliviastarshippp:
lokisgloriouspenis:
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to...
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rabioheab:
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
lolsofunny:
bigtimejessemacbelieber:
so i was in class looking at my nails and i see that my nail polish chipped off in the shape of a head but then i looked some more and thats not just any head, thATS BRUNO MARS
(lol here!)
Guys i found Javi's cat
kakadosantosleite:
please-be-patience:
surejohn221b:
heycassbutts:
davidisbeyonce:
agoraphobia-bercheni:
anunacceptedpylades:
davidisbeyonce:
Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza
this is literally me
uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio
well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell
ikerobsessed:
Remember when Iker and Sergio brought a cake for Mou’s birthday in the training ground?
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devotionii:
devotionii:
devotionii:
devotionii:
devotionii:
i told a cute guy a joke today and he laughed
i have hit first base
im gonna make more small talk with him until i hit second base
he accepts my facebook friend request
HE ACCEPTED ME I’M SO ON MY WAY TO MAKING A HOME RUN
he smiled at me twice and laughed at all my jokes today
i did it
i made a home run
we did it...
88th:
is there proof of anyone winning a tumblr giveaway ever
pizza:
iwillneverstoptalking:
apparently if you mention pizza tumblr user pizza will come
who said that
maybeimtoodumbforthisworld:
katara:
sometimes im like ? but most times im like ?????????
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errorr-404:
laugh-addict:
when your friends think they are joking around but it actually hurts your feelings
X
sasstiel-sassbutt:
arasellle:
justheroverthere:
I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
captainfabfro:
marcelovieira:
So apparently Mou was spotted in an Ikea this past Sunday. He reportedly purchased €200 worth of boxes, tape and other packing materials.
That sounds like a lot of boxes… I bet he’s making a trojan horse
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If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should...
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