Naturally I am not as flashy as Dani Alves– Benedikt Höwedes (via fuckyeahowedes)
My [pathetic] breakdown of Sergio's new tattoo...
morrisassy: do you ever love a football team so much you just want to hit every footballer in the face with a shovel
Women’s Volleyball: USA 3 - 1 South Korea Well deserved win USA! Their blockers were really superb though. And Destiny/Destinee is the best player in this game for the US! 3rd and 4th set for me! ;) If South Korea have more players to rely on other than Kim Yeon Koung, they could’ve pulled off a better game. But she’s great! She’s my girl-crush tbh! But still they need...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
anna-mator: demigodofmypants: senzaspazi: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA collection of politely...
I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it:...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via simply-quotes)
If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
brynncognito: dangling-thpider: They’d be like, “Clearly this woman died of feels.” YES.
I don’t watch Volleyball that often but this Women’s Volleyball game between South Korea and USA is of course top class game. Kim #10 is so out of this world. Whoever Kim she is! :D
The boys are back!!
[[MORE]] I don’t know if this is anxiety or Tetanus. Either way I need to see a doctor because my stiff neck is getting worse, I can’t swallow with ease and I am fvcking paranoid right now. Hopefully there’s no lock jaw :( fvck this! Sorry, I just need to vent. Night. >.<
Beijing Vs London
Beijing: We must be classy and perfect and mature.
London: WE WANT A FUCKING FORTY FOOT TALL VOLDEMORT, THANKS!
I don’t know if GB took the Opening Ceremony seriously but I love it nonetheless. It’s too random for me! That’s it! My first ever Olympics Ceremony on Tumblr. Gotta Sleep. Time Check! It’s almost 8 am. That’s 4 freaking long hours. :)
laheyy: NA NA NA NANANANA NAAAAAA NANANA NAAAAAAA HEY JUDE
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia