July 2012
liveinphoenix:
just waiting for the athletes to finish walking past
hawthornes:
“the queen looking on with great interest”
great
interest
aslushwazhere:
Italians dressed in Armani. Classy Motherfuckers.
“wow that’s a country?”
– Everyone watching the London Olympics (via holmeses)
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
ymcgay:
the year is 2013
the 2012 olympic athletes have just finished walking into the stadium
I don't think you understand how proud I am of Jo...
blonde-bookworm:
Under twenty years ago, she was a recently-divorced single mum, who was struggling desperately with financial matters.
Now, she’s the most successful writer in Britain, a millionaire, a married woman, a mother of three.
And she’s reading at the 2012 Olympic Games.
I am so proud of you, Jo. I love you.
obliviateyourface:
whoever said it’s a small world has never had to sit through the country parade in the olympic opening ceremony
heysammy:
The United Republic of Tumblr was invited as well, but they were offended by something and declined.
Czech Republic at the Olympic games 2012
janiss-mordra:
British humour? No Czech: D All representations have fashionable clothes, but only the Czech national team to prepare for rain.
I’m Proud of my country:D
liveinphoenix:
by the end of the olympics im going to be shipping countries
iguainh:
there are only two things I am worried about now: Gonza and Calleti’s injuries
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